I Grenade Zombies shirt
*SOLD OUT SIZES ARE IN-PRINT and will ship NEXT WEEK.*
When you wear this shirt, most people will read this to you as, "I heart Zombies." They love zombies, you love zombies, and I do too. However, as much as I like them, I don't particularly want to be one -- unless I get to play video games in Shaun of the Dead's shed for eternity. Anyway... Even though a grenade *reeeeally* wouldn't be the best method, it'll at least give you some time to get away.
Fellow girl zombie-lovers: order a size up if going with the "fashion fit" (I'm about 120lbs, 5'6" and wear a ladies fitted medium).